A senior citizens' group charters a bus from San Angelo, TX to Branson.
As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and says,
"I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and
had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat, and sit down.

A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she
was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but
who would be molesting those old ladies?

About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been
molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and pulls into
the first rest area. When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an
old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.

"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver..

"I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I grab
it, it runs away..."