1) Why do we say "heads up" when we actually mean duck?
2) If something "goes without saying",why do people still say it?
3) Why is vanilla ice cream white,while vanilla extract is brown?
4) Why is it when we talk to God we're praying,but when God talks to us we're put in the loony bin?
5) If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
6) How come you play at a recital,but recite at a play?
7) Isn't it strange how the word "politics" is made up of the words "poli" (meaning "many" in Latin),and "tics" (as in bloodsucking creatures)?
8) If an atheist has to go to court,do they still have to swear on the bible?
9) If electricity comes from electrons,does morality come from morons?
10) Can mute people still burp?
11) What happens if you put "this side up" face down while making microwave popcorn?
12) Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people WITHOUT cable to buy it?
13) Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
14) If a tin whistle is made of tin,then why aren't foghorns made from fog?
15) When French people swear do they say "pardon my English"?
16) If a homosexual/lesbian goes insane would they still have to be put into a straight jacket?
17) If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service,would they have to change their name to Knockers?
18) Aren't the "good things that come to those who wait" just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
19) If the sky is the limit,then what is space,over the limit?
20) How come french fries aren't considered vegetables,since they're just deep fried potatoes?
21) What was Captain Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?