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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.

Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes", she purrs, "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

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> >Three men were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a
> >Lawyer,
> >and one was a Biker. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You
> >know,
> >tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new
> >Mercedes. I
> >figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least like
> >the
> >Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."
> >
> >After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last
> >anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I
> >figured if she
> >didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and she would
> >know
> >that I love her."
> >
> >The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; "Yah, well for my
> >anniversary, I got my old lady a real nice Harley tee-shirt and a dildo. I
> >figured if she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go **** herself."

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